i stay down with my demons

nevver:

Tony Millionaire

Entertaining mildly psychotic thoughts while I pack.

Naked but I don’t care. 
What the fuck is the line down the middle? I only ever see it on quite fit and muscular people (of which I am neither). So why the liiiiine?

Edit: hahaha I am the colour of milk.

goldenclitoris:

why would i want a thigh gap anyways what are u gonna do look at another girl through it i dont think so

(Source: royalclitoris, via expertcosmotips)

Fucked Up - The Other Shoe

I’m blue, da ba di da ba da.

Me aged 15:

How can 10% of people be gay, I don't even know any gay people.

Me aged 19:

EVERYONE I KNOW IS QUEER.

It’s cute :). Are you going on holiday or just good ol’ England?

HOLIDAAAAAAY. I’m quite excited because sun! booze! sea! and my god I really need to relax.

[Obligatory “BOOBS” comment.] BOOBS.

<3 It literally doesn’t even matter because I’ll only be wearing it under tops/dresses because of my bleh tummy. BUT STILL. 

yellowbirdscorner:

marshmalloh:

trance-former:

submissivefeminist:

I love this commercial for really obvious reasons.

OMFG WHAT HAHAHAHAHA

This woman’s a genius!

Thats one way of doing it lol!

(Source: dextravis, via taskscape)

fuckyeahforensics:

Odaxelagnia is a paraphilia concerning sexual arousal through biting, or being bitten.

Yes.

Things that do not control my fearsome bust #5487: string bikinis. Fuck. 

missnumbat:

Rage of Thrones. For those who read the books before the tv series came out.

Cue the mad cackling laughter.

Why do I always get a tummy ache after a naaaaaap? :(